I am Jack's anxious masculinity

Apparently the first two rules of Fight Club have changed, because it seems Tyler Durden is writing editorials for the Daily Evergreen.

Both the authorities and the students in Pullman need to learn a few lessons about fighting. First, it’s going to happen, and second, that it should happen as safely as possible. No weapons, no ganging up. If you have a problem with someone, confront them “man to man,” settle your differences and let nature take its course.