1) Ampersand got ahold of a good graph that demonstrates the severity of income disparity in this country. It's funny, but not in a ha-ha kind of way.
2) When surveyed "Who's your favorite Simpson?" readers of In Touch Weekly chose Jessica at 65% over Lisa (as in the cartoon) at 27% and Ashlee at a distant 8%. The only person who could possibly be more depressed than me over this news is Ashlee Simpson.