Lacking the energy even to blog

I'm not extremely busy, but I am feeling extremely lazy, so expect sporadic posting in the next few days. To demonstrate my laziness, I am not going to write my own post, but post this passage lifted from a McSweeney's piece by Kate Hahn, entitled "More sections of the New York Times that help terrorists."

Modern Love

Reveals Americans' preoccupation with romance. Will help terrorists figure out that the best time to attack is during peak eHarmony log-on hours, when security guards and cops are likely to be updating their profiles during their shifts.

Read the rest, be amused, and I'll go take a nap.