It's not human, it's Fark.com

If you weren't creeped out enough by reading the "Wifely Expectations" contract, check out what commenters on Fark.com thought of it.

Then just try not to vomit. I dare you.

I highly recommend Red State Feminist's post on the subject.

Frey was stupid enough to write it down, but the fact is, most batterers make similar unwritten, complex and impossible requirements and reward/punishment systems for their victims to endure.