Monday, December 26, 2005

Abstinence ONLY

Something Awful is doing a good job of thinking outside the box when it comes to winning the culture wars:

Christian abstinence only educators really need to wake up and turn back to the science they have spent so much time condemning. The scripture may have a lot of insight about not churning the butter with a fellow teen, but with science they could make people infinitely more abstinent. They could neutralize their will to procreate, flatline their sex drives with chemicals or even develop some sort of time-based asexual reproduction. I wonder if asexual echinoderms fear God's wrath every time they reproduce through fission.

They're not kidding when they call it the "awful link of the day."
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